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zephyroh:

jedimagnusbane:

Rami Malek is really an icon….there he goes playing main character on a critically acclaimed hacker show….there he is alongside Ben Stiller as a cute pharaoh……there he is in some horror game about wendigos and serial killers or whatever Until Dawn was…….there he is as Freddie Mercury…….what can’t this man do

this is vampire rami malek from twilight erasure 

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broliloquy:

writterings:

i was sitting with a bunch of cis people at lunch who think i’m cis and they literally had an entire conversation on how “nowadays you can’t tell who’s transgender” while i there wearing a trans pride flag t-shirt

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pulmonary-poultry:

nabulos:

terror-billie:

ernmark:

I’m running a pre-bought campaign in a sci-fi setting

Totally not-shady NPC: I’ll need you to retrieve my secret cargo from the abandoned spaceship, but it’s very private, so don’t look inside–

Player: Is it a girl in a box?

NPC: …What?

Player: This is a sci-fi story, and there’s a box you don’t want us to look into. There’s only ever one way that ends, and it’s always with a girl stuffed into a box.

Other Player: Hey, we don’t even know how big it is. It could just be a cigar box.

First Player: Okay, you’re right. It could be a bunch of sex toys. How big is the box?

NPC: It’s… uh… six feet long by three feet wide by three feet deep…

First Player: Ugh. Okay, fine. Somebody pack a crowbar and a spare set of women’s clothing. We need to go get this girl out of her box.

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uhhhhhhh…….

One day I’m going to run a sci-fi campaign of some kind and there will inevitably be a girl-sized box that the players are not allowed to open

And when they open it instead of a girl there will be 12 possums that immediately escape and create possum-related mischief until they can be put back in the box.

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scotchtapeofficial:

theyre happy to see each other

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pervocracy:

I love how dog behavior can be so breed-specific.  Like, sure, it makes sense to me that broad-stroke things like “this one is more friendly, this one is more alert” can be genetic.  But apparently there is a combination of genes that codes for “chase prey animals into a tight herd but don’t attack them.”  And a different combination of genes that codes for “run after things, pick them up gently, and take them to a person.”  It’s not just training; you can see these behaviors even in little puppies that have never been exposed to the situation before.  I think that’s delightful and kind of mysterious.

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positive-memes:

Nothing but love

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dopebrooklyn:

The beautiful Danielle Brooks. #SAGAwards

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goth-aunt:

Anyways no weapon forged against me shall prosper and any evil wished upon me shall be reflected back to you tenfold, so jot that down.

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fuckrashida:

Indya Moore, Ruth Negga, Kelela, Thandie Newton, and Laura Harrier photographed by Collier Schorr for Louis Vuitton Pre-Fall 2019 by Nicolas Ghesquière.

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kuwaitgriips:

powerburial:

museum-of-artifacts:

One of the oldest diving suits in existence - called Wanha Herra from early 18th century, Finland

bananas in pajamas gritty chernobyl reboot

Imagine being a fish and seeing this shit

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badbitchofcolor:

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this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while

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